the most amazing person you can meet, he will be the light in your life and can make you feel things that you have never felt before. BUT, if you lose him then he's gone. So be careful, bc he doesn't put up w any bs and once he's gone then he's gone. Yet, if he cares about you, ur alr one of the luckiest people alive bc he will do absolutely anything for you. He's hilarious, loves talking abt physics, and has the sweetest smile. oh, and the best fits obviiiii!! BUT STOP MAKING REFERENCES TO THE CARTOON LMAO
by idfkeither August 16, 2022
Greek name. Describes someone who gets less than no bitches and is proud. Generally, can be found within a Haefliger. Likes to play with and around balls. Occasionally fucks around and gets prostate exams (again with no bitches).
Child "Hey mom what is that man doing?"
Mom "It's rude to point"
Child "But mom he's got no bitches"
Mom "Yes I know he's a Marios. Now let's get your prostate exam"
Child *Moans*
Mom "It's rude to point"
Child "But mom he's got no bitches"
Mom "Yes I know he's a Marios. Now let's get your prostate exam"
Child *Moans*
by kimo26 June 07, 2022
by ohhjellyman July 03, 2019
Mario sucks in smash bros
by SmashBash100YardDash September 09, 2018
by grafw mlkies November 20, 2021
Sex Move for the ages.
A girl gives you head and while she's down there you cum on her upper lip then when she looks up you pull out some pubic hairs and "Glue" them to her upper lip giving her a mustache, or a Mario
A girl gives you head and while she's down there you cum on her upper lip then when she looks up you pull out some pubic hairs and "Glue" them to her upper lip giving her a mustache, or a Mario
by Hugo Cox November 03, 2009