thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

Ender Pearl

A phrase commonly said after shitting in your hand molding it into a ball then processing to throw it at a person or animal with force

Hey dude remember when gave that guy a "ender Pearl" last night?

by OdSt9659 April 6, 2025

Endering

When your internet is so bad you cant do anything on a computer

Hey man why weren’t you on yesterday

Had some endering issues that wont go away

by Benlulubro December 7, 2020

ender buddy

ender buddy is your bestfriend. my bestfriend is jasmine! we do everything together. from playing roblox, texting all day, or just playing minecraft in endertopia. an ender buddy is someone who you can count on, the one person you trust the most. the person who makes you smile the most, and is your shoulder to cry on. they’re always there for you no matter what. someone you can be yourself around, without being judged. the one person in the world that get’s you like no-one else. your soulmate.

ender buddy is your bestfriend. my bestfriend is jasmine! we do everything together. from playing roblox, texting all day, or just playing minecraft in endertopia. an ender buddy is someone who you can count on, the one person you trust the most. the person who makes you smile the most, and is your shoulder to cry on. they’re always there for you no matter what. someone you can be yourself around, without being judged. the one person in the world that get’s you like no-one else. your soulmate.

by yazlovesjasmine August 6, 2021

Ender

Ender ist eine nette aber auch sehr nervige Person. Er hat sehr viele extrawünsche, ist nicht lustig und total nervig. Er hat einen höhere Stimme als Opernsängerinnen wenn er ausrastet.
Aber ender hat auch positive seiten. Er ist ein guter Junge, er kann gut zuhören und ist ein wundervoller Bester Freund. Auch wenn er manchmal scheiße dumm ist aber das ist normal bei ihm. Man kann ihn als besten Freund einfach nur lieben. Seine Beste Freundin ist ihm für alles dankbar.
Achso und ender stinkt

Habt ihr Ender gesehen?
Ja der ist auf Toilette er muss seinen Zylinder mal wieder in Ordnung bekommen

by Shutsefackup January 4, 2019

hinge ender

A bad slag who would suck you’d sick to the hinge end.

Lad she’s naughty her yano, a proper hinge ender!

by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019

The Ender Sender

a really bad youtuber

'Bro who is The Ender Sender?'
'I don't know some youtuber'

by 7 stringed guitar April 24, 2023