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wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.
"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."
by Wendell G February 8, 2013
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douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.
Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
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Canary Cuck

Someone who drives a big yellow truck, cross country. Lives in Michigan and like to watch other dudes rail his ol lady
Kenworthless Canary Cuck, done blew his load watchin that russian scania super trucker dude rail her.
by TexiMurica February 8, 2021
mugGet the Canary Cuckmug.

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