Australia

The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.

My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

Australia

a distortion of space time holding all of god's mistakes. Never meant to be discovered by man it is too dangerous for anyone to survive here for long.

Hell? you mean Australia?

by Pass-da-Aux December 13, 2018

Australia

The number one place for god forbidden horrors. Amazing people, really nice but it’s where god drops his dlc.

I’ll never go to Australia, have you seen the massive spiders over there!

by Bre Dior September 18, 2019

Australia

It doesn't exist.

Teacher: Name one thing that doesn't exist.
Student: Australia.

by Blinding light 72 October 6, 2020

Australia

A place at the bottom of the earth is is populated with many animals with special adaptations to avoid falling into the sun humans however need to use ground harnesses to avoid falling into the sun and boomerangs to defend against the animals

"have you ever been to Australia?"
"no ground harnesses are too expensive"

by Blipparoni June 2, 2018

Australia

A mythical country with kangaroos and Vegemite they went through a great emu war which was when the emus rose up and tried to enslave all of the Australian kangaroos but the emus don't have hands and can't hold guns and kangaroos are the ultimate death machine so they were all killed.

Australia is a counrty

by A guy fucking your mum November 2, 2017

Australia

Drop Bears.

Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*

by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016