sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 20, 2014

Sperm depository

A vagina that takes anybody and everybody's cum.

She's just a sperm depository that girl is.

by Ingbeh July 12, 2016

Cum guzzling sperm burber

Where you guzzle the cum and burb the sperm, or just another word for a slut, cum dumpster, or ho

Friend: "that slut is a cum guzzling sperm burber"
Me: "I know man but damn she's fine"

by Sperm burber September 17, 2018

sperm donor

The person that gets a female pregnant but doesn't help her with the child in any way, shape, or form. In some cases they don't acknowledge the child at all.

I saw my sperm donor today. He came by to see my daughter and had the nerve to be empty handed.

by Arlene August 27, 2003

Sperm Jacker

A female whom steals sperm from a genetically superior and unsuspecting male victim in order to produce an offspring to improve ones family genes.

That Sabrina was one heck of a sperm jacker

by DaTruth2009 August 30, 2009

Sperm whale

A whale who recently had sex and is currently completely filled with sperm from the other whale.

Look mommy, there's a sperm whale over there.

by Soptactic January 23, 2015

Sperm Shepard

A female who is notorious for having sex w/o protection, often displayed by on the number of children sucking on her tits. The number of children she totes.

Mormon chicks sure are Sperm Shepard's!!!

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009