Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

skid mark slumber party

When someone poops on your pillow.

If you keep pissing me off, I’m going to give you a skid mark slumber party.

by Shraar12 February 16, 2025

Oreo Cream Slumber Party

A slumber party where your local white gay person gets sandwiched with a bunch of black people, creamed, and passed on to the next

Gary did u have fun at the Oreo Cream Slumber Party last night

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023