Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021

skid mark slumber party

When someone poops on your pillow.

If you keep pissing me off, I’m going to give you a skid mark slumber party.

by Shraar12 February 16, 2025

Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025