schkangle

something that’s enjoyable while also catching you off guard.

Girl 1: did you see what she wore to school today?
Girl 2: yeah, it was totally schkangle. i wanna follow her pinterest

by meowsicle39 January 16, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023