Scandinavian Jiu Jitsu

The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!

Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023

Scandinavian Pun

Scandinavian pun doesn't mean anything you retard

1-"Yeah he said pickles and cucumbers aren't the same, so eventually I gave up on the dumbass and told him to fuck off with that scandinavian pun."

2-"What the fuck is a scandinavian pun?"

by StellerBallChopping April 13, 2025

Scandinavian Skydiving

The act of two individuals (typically a man and a woman) jumping tandem out of an airplane front-to-front, with the express goal of achieving mutual orgasm before the parachute is deployed. In this intimate, high-stakes variation of skydiving, the female partner is designated to pull the ripcord. The ultimate (and most dangerously satisfying) outcome is failing to deploy the chute because she was too... caught up in the moment.

"Bro, she said she'd try Scandinavian Skydiving with me. I brought a parachute and everything. She brought the thunder."

by NotCnug July 15, 2025

Scandinavian Papicock

When you get banged blindfolded and get banged but a group of men including your father. You must guess who is your father by yelling papicock. If you guess wrong you must keep going until you guess write

“Scandinavian papicock”
Sorry you guessed wrong

by Wowwords February 1, 2018

scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.

"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"

by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017

Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.

Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press

by Lisaann December 13, 2019

Scandinavian Earwaxer

It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.

Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer

by stfusamuel September 19, 2018