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Naked Scandinavian

Hey bro, me and the wife did the naked Scandinavian last night
by anonymous June 11, 2021
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Scandinavian Shotgun

Similar to the German Cannon, but when struck, the projectile takes on a spray pattern.
"I didn't know she had so much Mexican Food, so when I fired the German Cannon, I ended up firing a Scandinavian Shotgun."
by ActionA August 4, 2009
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scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.
"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"
by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017
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Scandinavian Skydiving

The act of two individuals (typically a man and a woman) jumping tandem out of an airplane front-to-front, with the express goal of achieving mutual orgasm before the parachute is deployed. In this intimate, high-stakes variation of skydiving, the female partner is designated to pull the ripcord. The ultimate (and most dangerously satisfying) outcome is failing to deploy the chute because she was too... caught up in the moment.
"Bro, she said she'd try Scandinavian Skydiving with me. I brought a parachute and everything. She brought the thunder."
by NotCnug July 15, 2025
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Scandinavian Papicock

When you get banged blindfolded and get banged but a group of men including your father. You must guess who is your father by yelling papicock. If you guess wrong you must keep going until you guess write
Scandinavian papicock”
Sorry you guessed wrong
by Wowwords February 1, 2018
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Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.
I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.
by Kera Ott October 5, 2023
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Scandinavian Earwaxer

It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.
Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer
by stfusamuel September 19, 2018
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