Scandinavian shipyard

is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation
Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.
by Truck you 59 December 08, 2024
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Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,
I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
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Scandinavian Kiss

A kiss that involves the tongue that lasts more than 10 seconds.
And then he refused to give me a Scandinavian kiss...
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Scandinavian Dickgrab

The sexual move of pulling yours or another persons penis until it explodes in a ball of cum, piss and blood.
Jan: "Wow that guy is so sexy. I wanna do the Scandinavian Dickgrab on him."
by gussandst November 17, 2023
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Scandinavian Handshake

Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!
by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025
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Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
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Scandinavian Papicock

When you get banged blindfolded and get banged but a group of men including your father. You must guess who is your father by yelling papicock. If you guess wrong you must keep going until you guess write
by Wowwords February 02, 2018
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