What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 15, 2021
It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 07, 2017
When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
"My English teacher is such a Packet Faggot"
by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 07, 2011
A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
word made by fatality, an online skidder who uses matt2 fly to make a "infinity fly" for the hypixel network
Person 1 : Hey did you hear that fatality doesn't know java?
Person 2: Fr?
Person 1: Yeah haha, mf thought a boolean packet existed
Person 2: Fr?
Person 1: Yeah haha, mf thought a boolean packet existed
by waveclientjaja April 09, 2022
derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.
1. The town bike has a right slag packet.
2. You are such a slag packet.
3. I'll put it up your slag packet.
2. You are such a slag packet.
3. I'll put it up your slag packet.
by do_it_good March 25, 2011