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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
mugGet the Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitchmug.

Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017
mugGet the Packet-poosmug.

Gravy Packet

When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."
"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"

"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"

"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."

"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."
by Boom Level Prime July 31, 2024
mugGet the Gravy Packetmug.

packet minga

Female that shoplifts for a bag of crack or other drugs.
She ain't got no money shes a packet minga.
by Youza Mcwiggin June 2, 2018
mugGet the packet mingamug.

packet of arnotts

Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"

"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"

"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
mugGet the packet of arnottsmug.

Packet Faggot

When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 8, 2011
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