What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
by Devonalfiano July 15, 2021
When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
"My English teacher is such a Packet Faggot"
by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 7, 2011
It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017
word made by fatality, an online skidder who uses matt2 fly to make a "infinity fly" for the hypixel network
Person 1 : Hey did you hear that fatality doesn't know java?
Person 2: Fr?
Person 1: Yeah haha, mf thought a boolean packet existed
Person 2: Fr?
Person 1: Yeah haha, mf thought a boolean packet existed
by waveclientjaja April 9, 2022
A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge August 28, 2007
Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.
by Welchling July 4, 2015