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Narwhaled

" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"
by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019
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Narwhal

A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.
"Maria is a fo real narwhal, my cousin chipped a tooth on that pussy."
by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019
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Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.
Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.
by MrGhosty December 3, 2021
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Narwhal

A narwhal is another amazing and cute version of a unicorn. A sea unicorn if you will. always protect narwhals. You can also dress like a narwhal for Halloween to show your love of them!
Stranger: do you like narwhal?
You: Yeah they’re great! I love sea unicorns!
by Yourmom<333 November 10, 2021
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