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little fat munchkin

a small person who is on the tubby side and slightly over weight usually with red cheeks
when the small person gobs of at you you say fuck off you little fat munchkin or i will knock fuck out of you
by mick nicholson August 7, 2007
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four foot munchkin

a person stalks irish people, and is very short and stares at peoples computers and waits for them at buses and wear cheap and shit jewerly. Also finds peoples names out on facebook during class and adds them.
girl: hey david added me
girl2: oh did you have ur facebook up in class
girl: yeahhh
girl2: oh hes a four foot munchkin then
by irishlianneandcourts April 14, 2011
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25 munchkins for 2 dollars

when a women gobbles up the testicles of 12 and a half men and throws 2 dollars on the ground for them to fight for. while this is happening the women is pleasuring herself.
i want 25 munchkins for 2 dollArs to night
by hrsaewaebr May 10, 2011
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Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.
Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.
by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010
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Hanging Munchkin

1. An urban legend or myth that, despite being proven false on numerous occasions, still continues to be passed off as fact.

2. An event or situation that causes annoyance through repetitive occurances.
1. Even though snopes debunked the frozen Walt Disney myth years ago, that urban legend keeps popping up like a hanging munchkin.

2. Oh man, Brad's continuously forgetting to wash the dishes is my hanging munchkin.
by IamaBobJonesGraduate December 9, 2010
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munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.
by dubble A May 22, 2008
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