The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
Get the Measuring Toddlermug. 
A term used to describe short term solutions for long term problems to gain popularity or people's attention.
Millions of rupees spent as cosmetic measures in schools rather than fixing the curriculum and hiring qualified teachers.
by ordinary_guy August 28, 2016
Get the cosmetic measuresmug. A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019
Get the The L measurementmug. Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015
Get the measuring rodmug.