measure

Measure your weight or height
Ex: Big ass, Big booty, huge penis,...

Let's measure this penis!
Measure your own dick you pervert!

by JdJjajsbz September 30, 2017

Measurate

To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.

Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.

by Wendy S. February 22, 2020

Dumo's unit measure

2^e m.

"7900 Dumo's unit measures can be for a ride."

by hydorus shui October 02, 2023

w.a measurement

A measurement western Australia’s shark fisherman to use measure sharks.
Eg. 1 normal meter would equal 2m as a w.a measurement.

Jamie “did you see my tiger? It’s was 14.3”

Callum “ yeah but that’s in w.a measurements yiu lying cunt.

by Thekingofsharking November 21, 2021

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015