Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
by mjmclaugh October 03, 2021
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Labor Pivot

Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.
Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”
by CLINCHFIELD April 09, 2022
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child labor

child labor is the best way to learn
by bigguywithbigbrain December 29, 2023
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Slave Laborer

An extremely hard-working college student that works very difficult, hot, and sweaty jobs for very little pay. Will do anything short of prostitution to get money. The student may also be beaten and sworn at.
by Circle Digger August 06, 2011
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Goat Labor

Go back to Goat Labor!!

Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.

The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!

The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.
by pure rage March 11, 2022
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Labor digger

When a male person only wants a female partner for the housecleaning, cooking, and other free labor he is too broke to hire on the open market. Usually unemployed and incel, has an overinflated valuation of the minimal effort he brings to the household.
by SilverKnight June 24, 2024
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"The Cry Baby Incident of Labor Day Weekend" refers to the weekend before Labor Day 2024.

On a Minecraft server called PenguinCraft Season 8, there was a hacking scandal led by a player named "Krylc" who created a bunch of powerful illegal items and gave them to his team to enact revenge. They're main incentive for doing this was because an admin got caught giving Krylc cheats.

The issue escalated further when someone gave a player a book, the book of which activated the Minecraft command giving everyone server operator. However, while gathering information on the situation, Krylc doxed "Et3rnal's" real life house, turning his one day ban into an instant perma-ban.

In the PenguinCraft Season 8 YouTube series done by "RowletStack" there is a hint at the existence of this behind the scenes nightmare. In Episode 5 "The Deadly Game Part 1," The red text at the end of the episode reads "REST IN PEACE, POWER IS SOMETHING THEY WANTED BUT THEY WANTED IT TOO MUCH, 9/2/24." Hinting at the fact that something may have happened that day, but it not being directly shown. Before it was finally shown in Episode 10.

In the PenguinCraft community, the "The Cry Baby Incident of Labor Day Weekend" is somewhat of a meme. As Krylc has been, a relatively untrustworthy and suspicious person since the beginning. So much so that anyone who helped kick them out of the community in one way or another, such as "Ibbygak," would end up getting a "Cry baby Destroyer Badge" as a token of appreciation.
"Dude, you wanna know what intercontinental ballistic missiles remind me of? The Cry Baby Incident of Labor Day Weekend."
by Mor(e)peko February 26, 2025
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