Kelvin Lam

He is a good boy studying in LSC in 1E. His study result is good and everyone wants to be is friend!

Student A,” It’s Kelvin Lam coming!
Student B,” He is a good boy!”

by I am ur MUM!!! August 24, 2024

Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

murt kelvin

a lanky ginger prick who touches year 8s

murt kelvin is hiding in the girls changing room

by murt kelvin victim March 11, 2022

Kelvin Clein

A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle

“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”

by Gnaw_ydna October 03, 2019

kelvins slut

damija.

y/o: yo, do you know who kelvins slut is?
y/o: yeah! her names damija

by ssjjsjs June 18, 2022