When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.
Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.
by nickl7878 February 23, 2012
One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.
Traffic Circle Jerks
Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:
Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:
Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011
there are many definitions of circle jerk, but one of the unknown ones is that a circle jerk is a man who finds a group of lesbians at a party or club, and watches them freak, and the guy jacks off and gets horny. (my friend told me about this one.)
by xX LiZZiE Xx August 25, 2004
a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.
the cause of the first world war.
the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
by tangerine kicks daisies November 17, 2008
by Helovesthistown February 23, 2014
A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.
- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"
-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"
-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"
by Hildegaard Van Heusen April 14, 2012
The process of a bunch of annoying ass Asians from RMS furiously masturbating each other. They do this in an attempt to feel like they're super cool KPOP stars, but in reality, they just come off as fucking stupid. They enjoy blindlessly jerking each other, never missing an opportunity to pounce on any unconfirmed rumor and render it as fact. If you get caught inside this unstoppable circle jerk, you're fucked.
Andrew: Holy SHIT! I heard Sally and Sam are going out.
Samantha: FUCKFUCKFUCK! I GOT A BONER FROM HEARING THAT!
Andrew: *posts 20+ facebook statuses about sally+sam
Sam: Holy shit, what a circle jerk.
Samantha: FUCKFUCKFUCK! I GOT A BONER FROM HEARING THAT!
Andrew: *posts 20+ facebook statuses about sally+sam
Sam: Holy shit, what a circle jerk.
by CircleJerk May 14, 2014