jazz

(n.) Marijuana, pot, Mary Jane, weed, etc

(v.) to smoke pot

"I just bought some jazz."
"I'm going to get jazzed tonight, someone hand me my jazzbag."

by Kiki September 18, 2003

Jazzed

When partaking In vigorous sexual intercourse a saxophone, previously being placed on the wall above the head board, falls and hits the female/male on the head therefore being jazzed.

“Last night I had sex and the girl got jazzed lol”

by Wordsmith20 May 9, 2020

jazz

cunt

Jazz says: "OMGZ YOU FUCKING COPIED ME BITCH" or "EVERYONE LOVES ME IM SO HOT" or maybe even "I HAVE SEX WITH LIKE 20 GUYS EVERY .29 SECONDS"
Everyone else says: "FUCK YOU JAZZ YOU'RE A CUNT"

by aniawaffles May 2, 2009

Jazzed

The past partciple of Jizz, and an alternate form of the rather unpleasant, "Jizzed".

I am Jizzing
I will Jizz
I Jazzed.

Yeah man, I jazzed on her face thrice times.

by Garwandy October 11, 2011

Jazzing

Jizzing, butt in a more homosexual way

Jordan Taylor was jazzing in his room

by PyroTyrone January 5, 2014

Jazz

1. Nature's way of saying you stuck your fingers into an electical socket

2. Taking un necessary risk just for the fun of the outcome, wether good or bad.

B.A.: Hanabal's on the Jazz again

by Local lunatic May 13, 2005

Jazz

Pornography, grumble, bongo

I pulled the middle out of my wang while "reading" my jazz mag

by Phil hebden September 23, 2004