"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"
by geoleogin October 24, 2015
Get the labor daymug. Go back to Goat Labor!!
Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.
The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!
The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.
Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.
The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!
The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.
by pure rage March 10, 2022
Get the Goat Labormug. 1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.
2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.
3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.
4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.
3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.
4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."
Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."
2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."
Girl 2: "What a trooper."
3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."
4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."
2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."
Girl 2: "What a trooper."
3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."
4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021
Get the Labor Dickmug. .
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
Get the Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.mug. The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.
by Hayhayrene September 3, 2018
Get the diarrhea labormug. when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.
Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"
the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Get the Labor daughmug. Insulting name for human beings, especially those of Hispanic or African America heritage. Traditionally used to describe how they perform during physical labor.
by retardius maximus January 5, 2023
Get the Anthropomorphic Labor Donkeymug.