Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.

"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Hanson Brett

a complete cyclepath
professional Hitman

Hanson Brett gon fuck it up

by LLPOP January 10, 2023

Hanson (name)

Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.

Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)

Bet, let me come too!

by Hanson’s my best friend October 18, 2019

Hanson and Lee

Clutch

That game winning shot was so Hanson and Lee

by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021

Sam Hanson

Pretty little cum dumpster

Enjoys a thick creamy load in his mouth

Prefers the word sodomy to anal

Oh god, he’s such a Sam Hanson

by jesusnumber1 May 4, 2021

Arin Hanson Challenge

A pokemon challenge in which the participant will catch a Weedle and evolve it into a Beedrill, name it "Buntd," and complete the game using only said Beedrill and catching only pokemon needed to progress in the game - or alternatively catching multiple Beedrills to fill a team.

Named after Animator and Co-Host of Youtube show Game Grumps, in reference to a playthrough of Pokemon Fire Red in which he completed the game using an overleveled Beedrill.

"Man I just beat the new Pokemon game, now I'm going to do the Arin Hanson Challenge."

"Dude you're fuckin stupid if you think that's going to work."

by Navyseal566 May 6, 2021

Hanson

A guy with platinum hair, he forgets very easily and never keeps his words. Don't waste your time on these guys. They also have an addiction to porn. If you fall in love they will break your heart.

I don't want a Hanson in my life.

by strawberrysky123 August 24, 2022