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I've got to stop and get some freds before my date tonight.
by Dekay11 November 6, 2011
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Fred

A super ass gay ass person with a really tiny dick and a super irritating laugh.
He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.
Person 1: do you know who Fred is?

Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.

Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.
by aus818 December 12, 2016
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Fred is a very fun boy to hang around , and loves basketball. Hazel hair and green eyes . Bi-polar , yet caring.
Person 1 : Michelle and Fred would be cute together .

Person 2: They don't already go out ?
Person 1: one would think !
by Hawkins January 3, 2017
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Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that
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Extremely weird, with few to no one that considers him a friend. Is often caught using outdated terms such as noob and cringe.
That Fred kid is cringe as fuck
by TwoToSeven April 8, 2017
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Some kid that thinks hes good and buys awp every round, usually ends up giving enemy team awp... Blessing to verse him but if you end up on his team abandon...
by AsianTec April 22, 2017
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"Goodbye my fred"
by Saadane June 25, 2017
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