Formula 1

Only escape from this cruel world
The reason I am single

(You are verry lucky when you are in a relationship where you both watch formula 1)

“Hi what are you doing today?”
“I’m gonna watch formula 1”
“Let me guess your single?”

by Smooth operatorrrrr November 10, 2019

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

Silly Season (Formula 1)

The period of time (usually in the months of December and January) where drivers change teams in the sport of Formula One, with driver moves usually being big news in the Formula One community.

Person 1: Dude, have you seen this year's Silly Season (Formula 1)?
Person 2: Yeah, I know, shit is wild.

by KolompicF1 December 23, 2023

Silly Season (Formula 1)

A period of time (usually in the months of December and January) where drivers switch teams, usually triggered by a driver Retirment or rookie entering the sport. The term is widely used in the god forsaken F1 twitter and F1 news.

Person 1: Dawg, have you seen the Silly Season (Formula 1) this year?
Person 2: I know, shit is wild.

by KolompicF1 December 23, 2023

formulaism

formulaism is the act of using a galore of Math formulas but, at the end, you cannot see how to apply those Math concepts in real life.

That teacher is so addicted to Math and Physics but all that he does is to devote himself to this formulaism!

by UFSCAR May 8, 2014

Steinmeier Formula

Bully someone for years and then sulk when you are not invited to the parties and events.

Also knows as "being a steinmeir"

"Do not be such a steinmeir!"

"why are you pulling steinmeir? you were a dick for so many years, why sulk now?!"
"Oh, he is sulking again and using Steinmeier formula! What a child"
"Andrew is such a steinmeir, I'm so tired of his bullshit"

by antïn April 13, 2022

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023