Sam: did you take that chick to pound town?
Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.
Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.
Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.
Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.
by George7545677 December 17, 2013

by forestgoochielifestyle June 29, 2016

Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.
Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.
by MX29 December 7, 2019

Friend 1) Hey you cleared the forest lately?
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.
Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.
Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.
by dorkknight93 March 14, 2015

The act of fingering a girl that's not from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire by someone that is from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire.
"went to london for the weekend and hooked up with this girl" mate says "did you give her the forest finger?"
by Dayneya October 9, 2011

by big.cock September 16, 2017

The term used for when someone has really greasy hair and alot of hair. Typically something you would say to that one friend who looks like he dipped his head in UKFC (Bradford Take-away) oil. The term typically arose in 2018 when lots of British people started having long hair and therefore lots of greasy haired people were recognised
by Sherazzy's Dad July 17, 2018
