Banana

A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.

*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?

by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019

Banana

another word that has been rejected by Urban Dictionary, much like pineapple.

Kate: mom?
Kate's Mother: What is it dear?
Kate: What's a ba-nay-nay?
Kate's Mother: You mean banana?
Kate: Yeah! .... what's that?
Kate's mother: Look it up online honey!
urban dictionary:

Its a fucking fruit for god sake you stupid fuck

by hewwo_its_kato November 25, 2017

Banana

Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.

*bang*
Now I eat the banana.

by Bricked March 25, 2023

Bananas

Going fast sideways in a car or truck; possibly with the use of excessive cubic inches, boost, or nitrous. Nothing sane is considered bananas.

Did you see that baller Jonathan drifting around the course, that was bananas! #bananas

by MrThrottleJunkie September 26, 2013

Banana

Banana. A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision Subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision nust be stopped

Banana: Hey, Have you heard of Onision? Guy: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Banana: * Kills Himself*

by Sebanstianstan February 14, 2017

Banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel off their skin while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas aka Onision subscribers end up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh, you mean the next Hilter?" Guy 1 "kills himself because he's a banana"

by I'm A Banana February 13, 2017

banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the canceroud effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Onison?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*

typical banana

by SwirlyLollipop332 February 15, 2017