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fidget spinner

The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.
Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!
by Sir Rektsalot November 3, 2018
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Music Fidget

When one changes the song on their radio or music device less than one minute into the song. Normally done on long car trips, or when one can’t decide on one song to listen to. Music fidgeting is likely to annoy any others listening with you, as they wish to hear the full song.
I was driving to New York and got caught in heavy traffic. The radio played all of the songs that I knew, so I music fidgeted the whole time. Now I know all the first verses to Lady Gaga’s songs.
by Pikataco January 26, 2011
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Fidget Spinner

a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall
"*someone throws a fidget spinner at a wall* damn u, ugly piece of plastic and metal"
by druscus June 14, 2018
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Fidget Spinner

LOOOK AT MY NOOOOO FIGGET SPINURR ISN'T IT SOOOO KOAALLLLL ITS BETTER THAN YOUR DUM XBOX MY FIGIT SPINURE KEN PLAIY KOOLL OF DOODIE IT KEN PRUDICT TEH FOOOTURE IT KEN MAK ENI ONE LIK U IT IS THE GRATEST TOI OV AL TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEK YOUR STOOPIDD POOP STATION 4 MY FIGGIT SPINUR CAN RUN 4K ON MY TV AN IS A FASTURR THAN A DUM PC IT KEN EVEN RUN UNDERTALE AND HAK EVERY ELEKTRONIK DEVICEZ. IN.TEH.WURLD.
by I support Donald Trump August 14, 2017
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Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019
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Fidget Spinner

1. Not cool anymore.
2. Extinct, like the dinosaurs. And the Dab. And the Whip and Nae Nae. And covfefe. And the Floor Is Lava.
Jack: Got a new fidget spinner bro, check it! Wanna play the Floor Is Lava?
Alan: WHY??
Evie (me): And this is an example of a dead meme. See Dat Boi.
You: *claps*
Me: Now... I'M ON A QUEST TO FIND A RARE PEPE!!!
You: Random doesn't equal funny!
Me: IT'S NOT RARE IF IT'S ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE!
REEEEEEEEEE!
by OddAndEvie July 5, 2017
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fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400
"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"
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