extreme owning

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the classic: Get some aloe vera for that burn!

As a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person's time.Extreme owning can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the classic:get some aloe vera for that burn. However aloevering can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

Gerald: You're an idiot.
Melvin:Oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to Egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the Saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2* hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment BECAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED! Extreme owning, deal with it!

by Melvin O'dokerty November 8, 2013

extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.

fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store

by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011

extreme cuddle

Another way to beat around the word sex.

Hey baby lets extreme cuddle.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Extreme Hulking

A challenge requiring two 1 liter bottles of slightly chilled Mountain Dew, and a full bladder. The goal is simple, after inserting 1 bottle per nostril, the participant is required to completely drink both bottles of Mountain Dew through their sinus cavities before they finish urinating. Failure to complete the challenge result in being forced to do Heroin.

I can't wait for the day I can say that I Extreme Hulking so I can stop adding to these track marks.

by UltraGrunion April 29, 2023

extremely nervous

a variation of the game nervous play using your mouth and tongue instead of your hands.

Me and my girl played extremely nervous last night and ended up giving each other head.

by mongoose711 January 18, 2009

extreme slinky

Kicking cinder blocks (or other large, dense, heavy object) down steps.

Preferably performed in the early hours of the morning (3:30am ~ 5:30 am) after a night of heavy drinking. Most often takes place in fraternity houses or other housing facilities where many college aged people live.

You need to stay after meeting so we can discuss an incident that happened last night which we hear is called "extreme slinky".

by Phil1349 June 18, 2008

Extreme IBS

A very rare form of IBS (idiotic Blenkinsop Sydrome). This medical condition impacts the lives of the patient and the poor git’s who are with a 10 mile radius. Shite flows from both ends for many years. Normal life becomes a imposable as a toilet must be close by at all times. The daily ring update to the soreness and gape is essential. Proven medical products only slow the shite from one end - orally there is no cure - plugging with a horse cock dildo is not advised due to detonation of the colon.

Brexit is great, shut up you crazy fool with your extreme IBS! Go rub some wasabi on your ring.

by Neilwill November 26, 2019