explosion fetish

a turn-on caused by explosions

i couldn't control my ejaculation when she blew up due to my explosion fetish.

by cthizznesk March 31, 2010

explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 23, 2003

Vagina explosion

phrase used to express intense bursts of emotions, usually associated with excitement or happiness.

1. When i found out i won, my vagina exploded.
2. John: Hey I managed to get us tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.

Jane: Did you really?! I just had a vagina explosion!

by praisebeysus December 5, 2009

love explosion

(n.) Male ejaculation.

Someone drew a picture of a love explosion on the wall, next to a previous drawing of your mum.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

cambrian explosion

a particularly significant episode in evolutionary history, characterized by the "sudden" appearance of many of today's extant fauna. alternatively, when in the company of drunk evolutionary biologists, it can be used to refer to an explosive orgasm .

yo, did you hear what dan said to that pregnant woman at the darwin party? he kept repeating, "i'm going to have a cambrian explosion all over your face". man, was he wasted.

by safjbab;b April 3, 2008

Bacon Explosion

A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours.

Wow, that Bacon Explosion is like a porky slap to the face!

by omnomnombacon August 2, 2009

Explosive Ass Syndrome

Excess expulsions from the anus, whether it be too much gastric explosions (gas), or excessive diarrhea...which can be caused by the consumption of chineese take out (a.k.a. cat/msg), or spicy food (i.e. thai).

I was sitting on the toilet, and boy did I ever have explosive ass syndrome! I was wish my ass was inactive like a dormant geyser.

by Rottin' Ronny July 29, 2006