Ernie spot

Desirable public parking spot, typically up front and center.

I went to the movies last night and can't believe I snagged an Ernie spot.

by Mel A Tonin January 5, 2025

Ernie

The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.

“Bro, I just Ernied! I’m gonna hit the bathroom soon.”

by bikeguy1712 June 8, 2019