Deedle dicking

The art of attempting mindless, wasteful activities while avoiding more important tasks.

My taxes didn’t get done on time because my CPA was deedle dicking around with his kids baseball team.

by Diddyridge March 30, 2026

Skeetle deedle

Before you blow a load on someone’s face you run around saying I’m ready like SpongeBob.

I’m ready to cum spongebob I’m going to skeetle deedle

by Funny momma June 17, 2025

weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.

After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006