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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
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Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".
"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"
by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021
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slam competition

The act of repeatedly slamming into an escapee's flying motor vehicle or taxi, during a pursuit, in the attempt of disabling, or dismantling their flying apparatus. Additionally can be simply causing the temporary loss in their control of the vehicle.
I had a total slam competition with the fugitive in Mass Effect 2. She thought she'd get away with taking a shot at Tasoni but I dropped her vehicle out of the sky like clay pigeons at a shooting range.
by TheUrbanLad October 19, 2010
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Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023
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American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.
I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.
by Nickboyy September 3, 2017
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Competitive

A city doesn't have to be competitive any more than a person has to be competitive.
How can anybody like a city, person, or company that is uber competitive?
by Solid Mantis December 7, 2020
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