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cement shoes

Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.

Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.
A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?

B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.

Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*

Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.
by Sir Gren December 14, 2008
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Cement Beehive

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity
As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive
by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009
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Come home

The time in a man's life when he realizes he must shave his receding hairline
It's time for Lebron James to come home and put that hairline out of it's misery
by Lameric March 22, 2017
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Come On

The single most persuasive phrase in the English language.
Michael: I'm not sure I want to do this.
Gob: Come on!
by CJBC December 3, 2006
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Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.
I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.
by Independence76 October 27, 2009
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Come to my gig!

A versatile phrase for the ages that applies to times of joy, frustration, hope, despair and more
'That girl has a great personality, she can come to my gig!'
'I am tripping the fuck out, you should be at my gig!'
'I just found $2 under my car seat, come to my gig!'
'What do you mean you have to study, just come to my gig!'
'There's a party in my pants this saturday, your name will be at the door, come to my gig!'
'I am out of weed, please come to my gig'
by gigsbrah February 5, 2015
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Comendador

It's a name of a place and it could also be a person's first or last name.

A very expensive name. People last named Comendador are very very rich. They own tons of hotel in Spain.

Comendador is also the capital of the Elías Piña province of the Dominican Republic. It has a border crossing to the Haitian town Belladère.
Teacher: Students we have a new student, her name is Mia Comendador.

Random Student: Dayum she's a hot Latina!

Random Student 2: and prolly loaded.
by VAIO June 16, 2008
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