Alaskan Chili Dog

1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo

Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

Columbus Chili Dog

while a woman is giving you a bj stop and take a dump in her mouth and resume the oral sex. Crap will coat your dick then put a bun on your dick, this will resemble a chili dog and your partner will enjoy a tasty treat.

Columbus Chili Dog

by coolwaters October 14, 2008

Cincinatti [Chili Dog]

Take a huge shit on woman's chest and then use feces as lube for tity-fuckin

I gave her the ole Cincinatti Chili Dog.

by hmmmmm..... December 9, 2008

reverse chili dog

Similar to a chili dog, but instead of defecating on a womans chest, one drops a log on anothers back. Afterwards the one pulls the others shoulders together then proceed to hump the crease created by the shoulder blades.

After oprah recieved a giggly u by Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis, Taylor Lautner forcibly gave each of them a reverse chili dog one at a time.

by DanK307 June 21, 2010

chicago chili dog

When a man shits in his hand and masturbates with that same hand. It looks like a Chicago chili dog.

Hi friend what did you do today? Friend responds "I was at home making a Chicago chili dog"

by urbanelite November 23, 2007

Cincinnati Chili Dog

When a man shits on a girls chest, then titty fucks her. Generally used in southwest Ohio.

Jon gave Sarah a cincinnati chili dog.

by dvda February 1, 2009

Tex's Chili Dogs

Tex's Chili Dogs is a popular term in Central Wisconsin. Involves placing penis in hot dog bun, having someone defacate on it, and placing it a mouth.

I got myself a Tex's Chili Dogs, now my breath smells like shit.

by Paul Evans August 28, 2008