doodoo browns 

A shit-stain/streak left on the bottom of the toilet after dropping a particularly greasy dump. Doodoo browns is capable of lasting though several flushes, as it is the remnant residue of an unusually unhealthy, greasy, thus water resistant doodoo ball.

After a late night of eating fried eggs and chugging beers, Quentin began to feel a mighty rumbling in his lower intestine. He nearly unleashed a devastating assbomb on the bus ride to the house of his lady friend. Upon making it back he exploded a shit into the toilet the likes of which has never been witnessed and thus leaving a most epic doodoo browns in the female's toilet.

Sarah: You left a massive doodoo fucking browns on my shit!!
Quentin: FUCK!!!! WHYYY!!!!

doodoo browns by billfred mcadams November 12, 2011

Cleveland Browns 

perhaps the worst franchise in the NFL next to the Raiders, Lions or Cardinals. A team with a dedication to losing that is almost mind boggling, even when the
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!

Guy 1: Hey I got tickets to the Browns game, wana go?
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!

Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?

Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.

Publish this.

Cleveland Browns by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007

The Browns 

A nfl team in Cleveland Ohio that should be in the LFL. straight trash also known as shit dogs that are not fast enough to run into the superbowl some current trash players that are good for the browns include litty weed smoker Josh Gordon who currently is not reinstated for that litty move and Joe Thomas who is currently 32 and can't move his arm. Also have never even came close to the superbowl if this ever happened the earth would explode

I live in New York and I can smell the browns in OHIO! The Browns won against the 12 year olds outside the stadium parking lot!!

The Browns by Mister Mister Postman November 10, 2017

take the cleveland browns to the superbowl 

Take a dump.

"Ah man, I gotta take the cleveland browns to the superbowl."

take the cleveland browns to the superbowl by TheRealHardscoper September 21, 2013

Cleveland Browns 

Taking a nasty ass crap

Hey baby, I am going to take the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl.

Cleveland Browns by Cletus VanDamme September 22, 2006

Cleveland Browns 

1. a horrible foot ball team who choked the only time they got near the super Bowl, and will next time too. Yeah, right. Next time. Lol.
2. fans have no lives if they root for this crap-hole of a team.

The Cleveland Browns suck, and they always will.

Cleveland Browns by bng4eva February 3, 2005

cleveland browns 

NFL team who is continuiously losing to the Pittsburgh Steelers. As hard as they practice and train they just can't win. They've never won a superbowl, unlike their better rivals, The Steelers, who have won five. They have no key players and often have trouble completing just one pass.

"Those Cleveland Browns got thier ass beat by the Pittsburgh Steelers last week!"

cleveland browns by Shag-LOC August 24, 2006