bulletproof bonnet

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.

That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.

by The Gratitude Mack September 28, 2023

Bonnet ripper

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.

With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.

"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."

by starnermy January 3, 2023