Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022

Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.

Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.

by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022

Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans

Jeez look at that bellend

by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018

Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm

What a bellend re alex

by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021

boris's bellend for me

"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude

The Europeans were flummoxed at the brexiteers chant " Boris's bellend for me"

by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021