A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".
Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
by Devinny April 5, 2019
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by Yelpest25 August 31, 2010
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Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass
You: Dude I met the coolest bro today
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
by Jdbeasty March 31, 2019
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He owns an acoustic guitar and has a youtube channel where he sits in front of the camera and does covers of twenty one pilots and fall out boy songs
He owns an acoustic guitar and has a youtube channel where he sits in front of the camera and does covers of twenty one pilots and fall out boy songs
by Duetopersonalreasonsimbabey May 12, 2019
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