A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".
Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
by Devinny April 5, 2019
Get the Brianmug. Brian - an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont.
by Yelpest25 August 31, 2010
Get the Brianmug. 
by Julz<3 February 14, 2022
Get the Brianmug. An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.
Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie
by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021
Get the Brianmug. 