Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012
Get the ex-wingmanmug. When your best friend stands directly behind you during intercourse and applies a firm, supportive push to your upper back, helping increase the torque, angle, and intensity of your stroke game. It’s the ultimate show of trust, teamwork, physics, and unspoken heath.
The Wingman Push- Because real friends don’t just hype you up—they apply downward force.
The Wingman Push- Because real friends don’t just hype you up—they apply downward force.
“I was taking down a bus, she was at least three hundie and started to gas out mid-stroke but then clay hit me with The Wingman Push. Man’s a real MVP.”
by KHORSH March 28, 2025
Get the The wingman pushmug. A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023
Get the wireless wingmanmug. A buddy who doesn’t care if you’re bi and will even have a threesome with you, occasionally throwing a lil action your way.
by Strokerchoker05 July 19, 2023
Get the Wingmanmug. In a situation where two people are at a cook out, and both are going towards the grill. One of them is generous enough to pass up the last steak, burger,bratwurst or some other delicious meat product and takes the grilled chicken so the other person can enjoy the steak etc.
John:" to bad there is only one New York strip left, and I really don't want that chicken thigh "
James: " don't worry bruh, I'll take the chicken"
John: " really,thanks, talk bout a chicken wingman"
James: " don't worry bruh, I'll take the chicken"
John: " really,thanks, talk bout a chicken wingman"
by Jccc exxxcelz July 29, 2013
Get the Chicken wingmanmug. Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.
by Therick1795 April 5, 2015
Get the Wingmanmug. 