welcome to the jungle

Once a Guns N' Roses song, this term may now refer to the monstrosity known as an unshaved/untrimmed pubic area. Few who enter the confines of such a beastly jungle ever return to tell about it.
"I'm playing Amy's song, Welcome to the Jungle."
"Make sure you bring your machete."
by JayRayGray March 07, 2008
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welcome to the jungle

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 18, 2010
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Welcome To the Sota

(welcome to minnesota)
sota short for minnesota
by Jawara Hughes January 23, 2006
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Welcome Aboard!

To allow someone entry into your home when they show up uninvited.
C'mon Glen! Just welcome us aboard!

or

Joel! Good to see you! Can I welcome you aboard!?

Welcome Aboard!

"Cecila! How great of you to show up uninvited! Welcome Aboard "
by Akudama October 04, 2012
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Hero's Welcome

Using sheets soiled by sexual acts as bedding for a house guest.
Paul, I made up the guest bed for you, it's a hero's welcome.
by BuckPhuck December 28, 2008
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Welcome Home

Expression said to Burners arriving at Burning Man. Burning Man is an event over Labor Day weekend on a dry lake bed in northern Nevada. 47,000 people attended in 2007. If you attended and loved it, you are a Burner. The expression is intended to welcome a Burner back to the playa for another year of fun.
Said by the BM Greeters, "Welcome Home!"

Said to folks obviously just arriving at BM (driving in their overloaded vehicle) and looking for a camping spot, "Welcome Home!"

Said to a BM friend from a previous year, "Welcome Home! Where are you camped?"

by Michael's Couch October 10, 2007
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You're welcome

When a grammar nazi corrects your use of your welcome. You know who you're.
You're a gramma nazi. Yes that's gramma without a R. Your welcome.

You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.

#gramma nazi
by Gramma nazi June 05, 2015
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