whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 05, 2018

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 21, 2024

Cheese Whiz

A Cheese Whiz is when a person with a penis puts it in their partner’s asshole but when he cums he slowly pulls out and spreads his Cheese Whiz all over her back in a circle repeatedly.

Hey babe, wanna do the Cheese Whiz? Not again you got it all over my feet last time

by LoveEef September 09, 2022

whiz popper

whistling fireworks, fireworks that whistle

Dad did you get the whiz poppers from the fireworks stand?

by true_true2100 April 05, 2023

Whiz Gender

A person who may be a combination of genders and because there are so many genders, this generic term should cover them all.

My sister believes shes more than one gender, and cant decide how many genders she is, therefore she is whiz gendered.

by Whiz Gender February 27, 2025

whiz note

a mental note one makes while whizzing. not necessarily about whiz, but anything.

Matt: Joe, what were you about to say?
Joe: Oh shit, I forgot to make a whiz note.

by hmickeyd November 05, 2011

whiz kalifa

When you're going to the bathroom for at least a sitting down urination and possibly a poop too.

I'll be back in a minute or maybe ten. I'm going to take a whiz kalifa.

by Worker Bee September 16, 2022