vag-crap

a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to

Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!

Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.

Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.

by Sullyvanus March 25, 2008

Vag Splash

Vag Splash - The act of quickie sex (between a man and a woman who are not in a regular sexual relationship) resulting in flooding a woman's womb with semen.

A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.

by Jarod & Toby September 13, 2011

Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.

Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

vag power

The innate, unwielding and seemingly effortless power a woman can exert over a man.

"Dude what happened to you last night?"

"I dunno man it was like Rachel had massive vag power over me."

by Bekkie January 29, 2008

vag daggers

the stubble on a womans crotch she gets after not shaving for a week that causes a man a small measure of discomfort just before insertion

she was so hot but i had to get through the vag daggers before i could really enjoy anything.

by 2bottles July 14, 2010

Vag Chug

When a female chugs alcohol into her vagina in an attempt to get drunk.

Wow! Kyla just vag chugged three beers in a row.

by jtwdesmet March 10, 2014

lazy vag

A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.

Amanda: "We had sex last night and i didn't even feel it."

Bri:"Dude, you have a lazy vag."

by fuckfuckfuckfuckyou August 31, 2010