vag-crap

a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to
Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!

Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.

Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.
by Sullyvanus March 25, 2008
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Vag Splash

Vag Splash - The act of quickie sex (between a man and a woman who are not in a regular sexual relationship) resulting in flooding a woman's womb with semen.
A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.
by Jarod & Toby May 23, 2011
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vag daggers

the stubble on a womans crotch she gets after not shaving for a week that causes a man a small measure of discomfort just before insertion
she was so hot but i had to get through the vag daggers before i could really enjoy anything.
by 2bottles July 14, 2010
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Vag Chug

When a female chugs alcohol into her vagina in an attempt to get drunk.
Wow! Kyla just vag chugged three beers in a row.
by jtwdesmet March 01, 2014
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vice vag

1. A pussy so tight it holds on to your dick like a vice.

2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.
I barely lasted 30 seconds from that sweet vice vag.
by nocturnalbeing February 10, 2010
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vag stain

An insult with no specific meaning (although often used to mean panzy or disgrace) used as a trump card or in response to twat waffle or cunt muffin. May or may not be used literally.
person 1: dude youre a cock block
person 2: aw quit bitching ya panze
person 1: youre a twat waffle
person 2: cunt muffin
person 1: stank ass oozing vag stain
person 2 runs away in tears....
by Pimp-D-Red September 27, 2010
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lazy vag

A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.
Amanda: "We had sex last night and i didn't even feel it."

Bri:"Dude, you have a lazy vag."
by fuckfuckfuckfuckyou August 31, 2010
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