Paper treatment

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.

Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*

by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

Eskimo Treatment

When someone is being cold and unfriendly to you over an extended period of time.

I haven't talked to Ryan in a long time. He has been giving me the eskimo treatment.

by pico80 May 20, 2011

the bowl treatment

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.

dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.

by emu fagget January 19, 2014

Manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018

The butt treatment

When you are with a group of friends and one of them has been acting like an asshole , you and the rest of your friends hold the person and one of you rub your butt in thier face. That will teach them not to be asshole or butthole!

Hey he's being an asshole let's give him the butt treatment!💩

by El CABO MAGANA June 2, 2018

RCA treatment

When you are having electronic troubles with lets say TV, VCR, Computer or any thing electrical. Using blunt force or striking the object until it starts working again.
Methods used in the elctronics repair field.
Can also be used on any object/person/thing that isn't working.
Just smack it around using the "RCA treatment" untill it starts working again.

What quit working again? Use the "RCA treatment", hit it until it starts working again.

by BigShiggy July 6, 2006