A crime committed by an uncle wearing a turtleneck while within 5 miles of a turkey farm, but only on Valentine's Day.
I just found out my best friend is the niece of the convicted turkle my dad found on our farm making our turkeys copulate with turtles last year.
by Clowder92 March 4, 2026
Get the Turkle mug.my friend lets call him Andy: guys lets watch Skipity Touklet
me: you're retarded
my friend lets call him Andy: no
me: you're retarded
my friend lets call him Andy: no
by HedgehogGaming December 11, 2023
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