t-paper raper

A person that uses way to much toilet paper to wipe their ass. This person often clogs toilets and has multiple toilet plungers in their home.

Tim: Dude, where's the toilet plunger; the toilet's clogged again?
Tom: How many times did you wipe?
Tim: 4, why?
Tom: You, t-paper raper, you.

by Challenge December 13, 2009

bitch-raper

some random insult i made up. literally, a person that has sexual intercourse with a female canine against that female canine's will

Osama Bin Ladin is a bitch-raper!

by jimbobjoe May 13, 2003

Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.

Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Monkey Ass Raper

This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.

Fuck off dan you monkey ass raper

by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004

Goat Raper

To have sex (whether to be anal/oral) with a goat out of fun

Alex is such a goat raper
Fusion looks at goat raper porn to jack off

by phyberoptix July 25, 2006

Raging ass raper in the shitter

A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.

Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.

by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006

shit sucking monkey raper

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.

That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!

by JustWrong July 2, 2012