Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best

perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April

by dietolive April 29, 2022

Dayton perks

A ngga that eats moldy cheese and chips WTFF

he is a Dayton perks RUN

by Superkitty227 December 5, 2023

alice perks

alice means hairy in Greek

"woah my plums so hairy it looks like alice perks"

by alxocicbsb December 5, 2013

Gyni Perk

a gynocologist, or, a doctor who practices gynocology. In most cases, one that you're not comfortable with.

So, I went to my gyni perk today to get my papsmere.

by Jordan The-Great October 5, 2007

One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 5, 2024