A manufactured grievance a woman uses to test the mettle, competence and confidence of her mate. It is an intentional provocation accompanied by an implicit and subconscious desire that the man put his foot down, set reasonable boundaries and demonstrate that he will not be bullied, nagged, shamed or guilted into submission. Its purpose is to confirm for her that he is capable of doing what needs to be done to provide for and protect her and her children. The subconscious thought process is, "If he can't stand up to me, how will he be able to deal with the cavemen down the valley who keep us up all night revving their motorcycles, let alone help bring down a mastodon or fend off the sabre toothed tigers?"
The worst thing a man can do when his woman is shit testing him is assume the grievance is genuine and cave in to her. Despite her seeming demand that he submit, if he does, she will lose respect for him, and once she loses respect for him she will believe that she's with a man who is not worthy of her, which in turn makes her angry and resentful of him. She will then escalate the tests, each grievance becoming more and more outrageous and irrational in a desperate bid for him to finally draw a line and say, "this far, no further."
The worst thing a man can do when his woman is shit testing him is assume the grievance is genuine and cave in to her. Despite her seeming demand that he submit, if he does, she will lose respect for him, and once she loses respect for him she will believe that she's with a man who is not worthy of her, which in turn makes her angry and resentful of him. She will then escalate the tests, each grievance becoming more and more outrageous and irrational in a desperate bid for him to finally draw a line and say, "this far, no further."
by youngsimba1991 August 07, 2019
A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.
I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shit tests on me man, until she got drunk.
We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.
We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.
by MyLittleJack November 28, 2006
by afukenduck August 19, 2019
The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.
I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"
by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010
Upon smoking more weed than is necessary or advisable from a bong with ancient water, the act of pouring the thick, murky liquid on a piece of paper and saying the first thing that comes to mind. Much like saying what you see in a cloud pattern and very closely related to the Rorshach Test. A good indication of what lurks in one's subconscious.
Ryan and I smoked 47 bong hits and then dumped the bong water onto some paper. I performed a Bongshach test on Ryan and he said that he saw the face of God or maybe a large cookie in the representation.
by ImnotmeImyou March 09, 2011
mbti tests are tests that are acclaimed to type the person who is taking them and assign them one of the 16 mbti personalities. Although these tests most commonly turn out to be rigged and very inaccurate. It is suggested to research cognitive functions to truly know your mbti type rather than taking any of the tests.
ay shawty did you take the mbti test which type are you?
no john i read about the cognitive functions. also we're breaking up.
no john i read about the cognitive functions. also we're breaking up.
by navvleeknow April 27, 2021
When you don't know if something is still being used so you take it away and see if anybody screams.
Carrie: Do you know if anyone even uses this network folder anymore?
Scot: No fucking clue, I'll give it a scream test. DELETE
Matt: (the next day): WTF happened to my porn folder!
Scot: No fucking clue, I'll give it a scream test. DELETE
Matt: (the next day): WTF happened to my porn folder!
by jamison313 January 10, 2008