Tanner the ass of the group he cheats on you if you don’t treat him right but when you do he can be quite remarkable at some point he will be mean to his x’s
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Australian colloquialism referring to a person who punches or maims small children and/or foetuses (whilst still in the womb)
Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.
Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.
Hey, could your sister babysit for me tonight?
No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.
No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.
by vandalizedovary September 11, 2009
A Tanner is a guy who has a tendancy to film girls while they are playing any sort of sweating sport. He thinks this could be the arousal of the penis in more than 2 areas.
guy:"wtf dude, stop being such a tanner and leave those girls alone unless ur not gunna touch them in the first 5 minutes..."
by Haha (cap-a-cop) bleep a blop March 31, 2009