Tanner

Guy who curves bitches and bullies people

oh that guy won’t play minecraft with her? he’s definitely a Tanner

by bunniuwu September 27, 2020

Tanner

A really annoying person, nickname: Sciddle. If u see this Tanner im SORRY

"Here comes Tanner..." "Or should you say SCIDDLE?!"

by Sho(: March 5, 2020

Tanner

A big gay boy who hides the fact that he is gay by dating girls

"damn Tanner you dated me to hide that your gay"

by Yourmommasugly May 28, 2019

Tanner

The biggest tool in the school

That kid always has his shirt off checking himself out, what a Tanner

by jokesFurDays January 25, 2018

Tanner

Australian colloquialism referring to a person who punches or maims small children and/or foetuses (whilst still in the womb)

Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.

Hey, could your sister babysit for me tonight?

No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.

by vandalizedovary September 11, 2009

Tanner

A Tanner is a guy who has a tendancy to film girls while they are playing any sort of sweating sport. He thinks this could be the arousal of the penis in more than 2 areas.

guy:"wtf dude, stop being such a tanner and leave those girls alone unless ur not gunna touch them in the first 5 minutes..."

by Haha (cap-a-cop) bleep a blop March 31, 2009

Tanner

A man who is surprising bad at sex and has a small penis.

Yo my mates a tanner .

by Cthaehe February 8, 2017