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Tanner

Tanner is the bloodiest of bloods he doesn't live by any crip values because when it comes to a tanner they eat sleep and breath all things blood.
Look at that tanner over there blooded from head to toe.

Ain't nothing crip about that tanner over there.

I see all those bloods over there but the tanner really sticks out red from head to toe.
by Tanneristhebloodiestblood September 26, 2018
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Tanner

Damn dude, he knows how to act like tanner
by Wutdefuk June 13, 2018
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Tanner

A Fat kid who likes playing fortnite and eating he’s a Snapchat addict and he likes to date 7th graders
TANNER IS A FAT SLOB BECAUSE HE PLAYS

FORTNITE
by TheKidFromAntioch November 2, 2019
mugGet the Tannermug.

Tanner

A big gay boy who hides the fact that he is gay by dating girls
"damn Tanner you dated me to hide that your gay"
by Yourmommasugly May 28, 2019
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Tanner

Australian colloquialism referring to a person who punches or maims small children and/or foetuses (whilst still in the womb)

Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.
Hey, could your sister babysit for me tonight?

No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.
by vandalizedovary September 11, 2009
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Tanner

A Tanner is a guy who has a tendancy to film girls while they are playing any sort of sweating sport. He thinks this could be the arousal of the penis in more than 2 areas.
guy:"wtf dude, stop being such a tanner and leave those girls alone unless ur not gunna touch them in the first 5 minutes..."
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Tanner

A man who is surprising bad at sex and has a small penis.
Yo my mates a tanner .
by Cthaehe February 8, 2017
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