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The Internet Elephant

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
by xenex11 February 8, 2010
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The Internet

I went to my friends house and we watched shemale,furry,big titty porn on the internet
by C.D's September 20, 2017
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The Internet

The Internet is hell.
by nlolhere June 21, 2020
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The Internet

We’ve all seen good thing and bad thing on the internet mostly things that have ruined our childhood and adulthood moral of the story don’t go to the dark side on the internet like Dank memes and things I can’t say or the fbi will come knocking my door down and put me behind bars

Man fuck the Feds ❗️❗️❗️
The internet is stupid like Donald trump and mike pence and funny like borat.
by YNWyoungDevil October 27, 2020
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There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
by LoneTree April 24, 2017
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Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
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