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Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.
That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.
by Butternut Busting June 11, 2014
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squishy princess

A girl who is short and cute, normally one who is submissive and enjoys to be dominated by men much larger than her.
by CyanideSix January 20, 2016
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Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. So it refers to having rough sex.
Person 1: hey you wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we could do either ;)
by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021
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German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping
Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
by coltonz. May 3, 2010
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squishy antelope

When a guy has whisky dick and tries to put it up a girls butt, and when he takes it out it's covered in doodie. Then, he draws a picture with the doodie on the girls chest!
Joe loves to show off his squishy antelope in front of Tory.
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squishy time

When two girls, usually lesbians, have a "good" time.
Those girls are having squishy time.
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