Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

easy squeezer

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy

That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself

by Easypeelersqueeler November 1, 2017

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

Pig Squeeler

The sounds of an deaf female having intercourse.

Damn bro, this chick from the deaf academy was total "pig squeeler".

by Pigpimpinsqueeler June 21, 2019

Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.

Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.

by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019

Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)

The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer

by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021

Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022